Forty Years Ago Today Men Landed on the Moon, And Thus We Were Given Tang

Just in case you, my devoted Cake Eater readers, depend upon me entirely for your news, today, July 20th, is the 40th Anniversary of the moon landing. 

And they did this all with less computing power than is in my cell phone. 

Amazing. 

And for you conspiracy theory nuts who keep insisting that the moon landing never happened, that it was all staged on a set in Burnbank, that flags don't wave on the moon because there's no atmosphere or wind and THAT PROVES IT DEFINITIVELY (even though that was a result of the effin' rocket wash, you dolts!) you should shut your pieholes, definitively, or I'm going to send Buzz Aldrin after you.

Nicely done, Buzz.