Ok, Well That Settles That

Ok, that's it.  We're moving. 

Franken to be delcared Senate victor in Minnesota

No more putting up with the snow.  No more will I think ten below is "balmy"  after a week of twenty below temperatures.  No more living on the frozen tundra.  No more nanny state bullshit.  No more taxes up the wazoo.  No more mosquitos the size of eggs.  

I REFUSE to live in a state represented by Stuart Effin' Smalley in the goddamn senate.

Normy boy, you'd better get yourself some better lawyers, because if your challenges to this ATROCIOUS result don't work, I'm moving to Texas.

Start throwing spaghetti at the wall, my boy.  Something's gotta stick, sooner or later.