Archive - Feb 20, 2009

1.  People, it's skin, not leather.   Get thee out of the sun for a few weeks and let your epidermis heal.  It's not nearly as attractive as you think it is.  Bleech.

2.  Put the damn grape smuggler swimsuits away, for pete's sake.  Maybe you looked good in it forty years ago, but that doesn't mean you look good in it now.  When the grapes are somewhat withered and aren't hanging from the vine all that well, it's time to get some trunks.  You'll be happier and more comfortable. And so will I.

3.  Back waxing: it's the new new thing.  Avail yourselves of it.  And maybe the technician will do your ear hair for free!