Archive - 2005

So, I'm trolling around in the server logs tonight and what should I find? A list of the top 25 search keywords that bring people to this here blog. And I thought a contest might be in order. No prizes, just the thanks of a grateful nation. cake kathy the of eater in a t he hasn't is s to called why me your girl my i what you on

...but I think I just found the Cake Eater Mother's Christmas present! She'd seriously dig being able to have the computer power a ciggie lighter! Kinda makes me wish I still smoked. That's coo-el.

"Once you go Gorilla, well, I guess you never go back."

This, my devoted Cake Eater Readers, is my destiny. It looks beautiful, does it not? A lovely winter scene. It could be innocuously titled "Snow on Pine Branch," or something equally inane. But looks can be deceiving. That precious lump of snow that looks so pretty and reminds you of the joys of winter, will, of course, fall off the branches of the pine tree the minute I'm underneath it.have your cake and read more too!

Robbo's got the details.

Hot Damn!

Hennepin County commissioners have voted to partially roll back the county's nine-month-old smoking ban. The new measure, which would exempt traditional bars from the ban, passed 4-3.have your cake and read more too!

Lately I've been subjected to numerous advertisements from various brokerage houses regarding 401K consolidation whilst watching the news. These ads are, obviously, targeted toward those lovable, yet annoying, narcissists, the Baby Boomers.have your cake and read more too!

From the National Weather Service

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TWIN CITIES/CHANHASSEN MN 1153 AM CST TUE DEC 13 2005 SIGNIFICANT SNOW POSSIBLE FOR EASTERN MINNESOTA AND WEST CENTRAL WISCONSIN LATE TONIGHT AND WEDNESDAY. A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM OVER SOUTHERN SASKATCHEWAN WILL MOVE TO NORTHERN MINNESOTA BY LATE IN THE DAY WEDNESDAY.have your cake and read more too!

"She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I've never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It's like two water beds - it's like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing."

{my emphasis} For some strange reason I'm finding it exceedingly hard to stop laughing. UPDATE: still chuckling

Iran's freely elected President is at it again:

{...}TEHRAN, Iran - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has reiterated his doubt about the Holocaust and called on Muslim nations to take a proactive stand on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, state media reported Tuesday. The president's comments, published on Iranian state television's Web site, were the second time in a week he has expressed doubt about the Nazi genocide of Jews during World War II.have your cake and read more too!